Maybe Jeff is butthurt over us criticizing how shitty his writing is so he got joy from shitting over some of ours
There should be an app where you enter your OTPs. When you’re out and about and you get close to another person who likes one of your OTPs, your phones both vibrate. Then you make eye contact and nod stealthily.
Seriously, though. The first fan with tech-savvy enough to get something like this up and running is going to be a gazllionaire. Go for it, girl or dude or anything else. We’re all rooting for you.